My Hair Has Many Stories to Tell

Most are tales of disaster, with one glorious exception

Patrick Paul Garlinger
The Memoirist
Published in
7 min readJan 26, 2023

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One of my favorite movie lines of all time is from Mean Girls, when Damian dishes on Gretchen Weiner: “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”

I’ve never had big hair. I’ve tried. Really, I have. My hair isn’t full of secrets, but it is full of stories.

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Patrick Paul Garlinger
The Memoirist

Author of Endless Awakening: Time, Paradox, and the Path to Enlightenment and other books. Former prof & lawyer, now mystic, writer, psychic.