Did God Put My iPhone in a Coma?

I was grateful for its brief slumber

Photo by Christian Widell on Unsplash

I entered the Best Buy in Flagstaff, Arizona, fleeing the parking lot that smelled of fried chicken, and headed for the Geek Squad sign.

“Please turn the phone on for me,” demanded the sullen tech worker whose hipster ‘stache would have been at home in Williamsburg, New York.